Got back from Chicago...exhausted. Note to self...NEVER...EVER....do six auditions in one weekend. I could barely keep tabs on who I met . Stopped at the Cliffton Web and stopped to say hi to Tony. I haven't seen him in weeks and wanted to find out how his trip to Denver went. Invited him to go with me to the Clam bake tonight. The dinner was huge. I've never had a clam before, so I tried one. Does anyone know if they always have the texture of rubber? I ordered the steak, which was absolutely huge. 18oz T-bone! I was so full I couldn't eat the potato or corn. Even now....3 hours later...I can still barely breath. The party was a lot of fun though. Afterwords, we went back to my place to watch a bit of television. I'm blaming the wine...but one thing led to another. Maybe I should start carving notches in my bedroom door. Started working on the next comedy bit, discussing my mother and her marriages. Hopefully I will have it ready by tomorrow.
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Dating After Turning 30 Part 2
So in looking for advice on meeting men , I ask the queen of love interests, my mother. My mother has no problems getting into relationships. Her problem is staying in them. She turned 50 this year and has been married 17 times. I've had to call so many different men daddy it's no wonder that I'm gay. And it really gets embarrassing when I introduce her to someone new. Mom, I want you to meet Tony! Tony this is Irene O'Connell-Doyle-Marcantonio-Kolczynski-Goldberg-Guttierrez-Nguyen-Popadopolis-Lazzarino-Rasmussen-Murphy-McKendry-Vardy-Massihzadeh-Koch-Guttierrez-Valdez-Smith. My mother's vagina is a revolving door. People always ask me "why does she get married so often?" Well, I think because she was raised Catholic, she doesn't believe in sex outside of marriage. She does believe in the quickie divorce though. She has a friend who rents her an apartment in Reno just to establish residency. My mother is the hippy who has never grown up.